Let's get something clear: you have more than one soulmate.
And this person's going to wreck you.
Seriously, they're going to ruin life as you know it and destroy everything you thought you were.
And guess what?
You asked them to do it.
Okay, not you right now in this body with your skinny jeans and addiction to Beard Papa cream puffs.
The Spirit You up in the shiny lights place that's keeping track of your karma and having full-body orgasms all day long (plead the 5th on how I know that.)